Monday, May 28, 2007

Total Body Disintegration Now Available In A Variety Of Flavors

I came across this story while perusing the news and upped my husband's life insurance policy. It turns out that soda is very, very bad for your cells and DNA.

Despite his otherwise healthy appearance, he has been consuming large quantities of poison soda. When his cell membranes disintegrate and he lies on the floor, a mushy pool of amino acids, I will sadly tell him, "I told you so!"


Your hubby said...

Or... maybe instead of turning me into a dripping pool of amino acids, it will mutate me into the next level of human evolution... Yes, call me uber-hubby... ;-)

Assistant Village Idiot said...