No. I am not renaming them in real life. Usually, I refer to them as either j1 and j2, or as oldest one and youngest one.
Almost as if I am running a secret laboratory, brimming with brightly colored fluids bubbling and brewing away....and these two boys just happen to be my experimental subjects. And, I guess in some ways they are. I get to try my hand at perfecting various mothering techniques, forming and shaping their ids with my shaky, clumsy parental lobotomies as I swing from loving mother to woman in search of the nearest exit from the crazy train.
But, I digress.
So from now on, I will hereby refer to the offspring of my loins as..........
I got nothin'.
Let me think.
What two words or phrases would encapsulate the very essence of these strange beings??
Still got nothin'.
*days passing by in time-lapse photography*
*polar ice melting and flooding Florida*
OK! I've got it!
J1 is now renamed The Concrete Rationalist.*
J2 is now renamed Intuitive Monkey.*
* all names subject to change based upon the future whims of said "mother."
No claims, guarantees, or promise to consistency shall be enforced.