5-Year-Old-Humor

At the table, during lunch:

J2, smiling,: "Say where something is."

Me: "Huh?"

J2: "Say where something is."

Me: "I don't understand what you mean."

J2 : " Ask where something is."

Me: "OK....sure...Where's my shoe?"

J2, giggling: "Under there."

Me, a little puzzled, : "OK....hmm."

J2 : " Now ask me where....I mean after I tell you...ask me where."

Me: "OK...where is my shoe?"

J2: " Under there," pointing away from himself.

Me: "Under where?"

J2, cracking up,: "hehehe...I made you say underwear!"

Yep. I sure am happy that he is learning so much in pre-K.