Fuzzy Thinking

"I should really get a new thesaurus."

"Why?"

"Well, this one is so old. I'm sure it's outdated."

"Outdated?"

silence

"Yeah. There are probably new, exciting, more poignant words that aren't in this one."

"New words....new, English words.....new, English words that didn't exist twenty years ago. Do you see where I'm going with this?"

"Uh....," laughing, "Doh! What was I thinking!?"

"Fo shizzle!"