Scientists at the University of Oslo, in Norway, have found a way to find adult stem cells in the discarded fat of liposuction patients. Dr Phillipe Collas states:
“It’s wonderful, we have litres and litres of material from cosmetic
surgery clinics and end up with bucketfuls of stem cells to work with,”
Bucketfuls, people! We are sitting on a gold mine, literally sitting on our most precious natural resource!
America is the land of opportunism and entrepreneurial spirit. We can take our current obesity crisis and turn it into a renewable source of bio-tech profits. Instead of cattle ranches teeming with cows, we can create large warehouses filled with couches, big screen TVs, and an endless supply of potato chips and Ho-Hos. Every plastic surgeon from here to Beverly Hills can found stem cell removal schools with all the unemployed cattle veterinarians as their students, supplementing the educational sector.
It's a win-win! We're fat, have lots of extraneous stem cells, and don't want to change our behavior. Why fight it?
Pizza lovers of the world...Unite! Ask not what your country-ham can do with you; ask what you can do with your country-ham....save civilization..that's what you can do.
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