eww

"Mom...can you help me?" Intuitive Monkey asked as he handed me a soaking wet ball of tissue with something inside of it.

"Sure. What's the matter?"

"I was trying to get the Play-Doh wet because it dried out. It turned all gooey."

"Why is it wrapped in toilet paper?"

"It's tissue, not toilet paper."

"OK....why is it wrapped in tissue?" I ask as I begin to unwrap the gooey mess.

"Oh....because it fell in the toilet. Don't worry. I already washed my hands," he says stone-faced while I shudder in revulsion at the toilet-dipped gooey mess in my hands.