I am in a panic right now. I have a Birthday Party scheduled tomorrow that is attracting more kids--and therefore also their parents--than I had anticipated. The count is up to 13 kids. The total square footage of our house is 1238 feet. Yikes.
I have cleaned all day long....y'know, because it's important that total strangers think my house is always immaculate. Heaven forbid they find out I hate to dust and only mop when it's absolutely necessary.
I just had to take a break from harsh chemicals and party planning and surf around the blogosphere to chill out for a minute. I also needed to tie up the phone line so that Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, and all their phone-o-matic goons would stop calling me to tell me that they "have an important message for me."
I'm going to vote for McCain purely out of reactive spite for receiving more than one call from them.