Maybe I should submit to my husband's guidance for my career path like Michele Bachmann did.
After perusing my county's civil service board for employment opportunities, I mentioned to my husband that they're looking for someone for the animal shelter....to euthanize the unwanted, ferocious puppies picked up off the streets and to "Surgically prepare deceased animals for rabies testing."
In other words, the Animal Care Assistant gets to kill dogs and then cut them open to be tested for rabies.
Here's the e-mail he sent me this morning:
Your new career:
mmkay...thanks hubby. You, sir, are one sick puppy!