Today, while we were waiting for her lunch to show up so that I could help her eat, I asked her if she wanted me to read her paperback out loud to her.
She thought that would be a great idea.
She missed all the sex scenes in her Trashy Supernatural Romance Novel.
I can't read the phrases "growing manhood", "scent of their lovemaking", and "burning lips" in front of my 86 year old grandmother....at least not without laughing hysterically.
Who'd have thought that I would have to censor my elder's reading material?