1. can I hire someone to break up my marriage?
--I'm pretty sure that will happen all on its own once your spouse reads your search history.
2. annoyingly happy people
--are you looking for specific examples?
3. fairy breasts
--umm...OK....is this from a Dungeons and Dragons fan boy? Should I post a picture of Liv Tyler from Lord of the Rings?
4. naked pictures
--I have a feeling this searcher was sorely disappointed
5. losing brain cells while naked
--I hear that happens to at least half the global population, particularly those with a Y chromosome.
6. How much does a dead or asleep body weigh?
--I couldn't help but imagine this came from a serial killer trying to decide how big of a drum he was going to need.